last night someone called me on no caller id, just to tell me i have great tits. they kept muting and unmuting themselves as if there were several people on the call. as soon as i said, “you assholes, keep laughing, i’m recording the whole call,” they hung up on me.

man, it took them less than 0.00000001 seconds. i’m sure they broke some world record. bastards, wankers, COWARDS.