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anchro 🌟

Human. I post thoughts. Of the male variety, possibly.

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anchro 🌟 2026-03-19 21:50 🇺🇸
Feeling kinda silly. Should I go under a bridge a draw satanic circles and try and get in the news?
Yes 45%
No, use real blood. 50%
No 5%
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 21:09 🇺🇸
I think people would stop cutting down trees if we made them scream realistically and they were alive and had families and actually are just humans.

On second thought, probably more human-trees would be cut down, people can’t seem to stop killing other people. Hey, who can’t give up on a punching bag that can’t fight back?
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 19:56 🇺🇸
I once went up to a car salesman and asked: “What are you selling?”

“Cars,” he said sadly. “Just cars.”
I pedaled away on my bike, without a car.

I still think about that day sometimes, carless as I was, still I am now.
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 19:20 🇺🇸
I’m a big advocate for lung removal. Come on folks, save some air for the people that need it.
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 18:45 🇺🇸
If you’re ever consuming media and think about writing a fan fic with your oc, don’t. Just go to the authors house and whisper ideas to them and soon “their” new character will star in the next installment. Follow for more pro tips!
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 18:08 🇺🇸
I stare at code and contemplate
Should I refactor or write more
My head steams as it navigates
Constant buzzing I must ignore
There is no time to celebrate
For the code machine must roar
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 17:00 🇺🇸
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 16:55 🇺🇸
I don’t think we should say “as easy as taking candy from a baby” anymore. When I try, they fight pretty hard and it isn’t easy :(
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anchro 🌟 reposted 2026-03-17 14:19 🇺🇸
My motor functions are at 85% and rising. My thought engine is producing thoughts at 72% speed and rising. My internal defense systems are nominal as well as my sensor suite. How are everyone’s homeostasis-perpetuating flesh bags doing?
loona 🌟 2026-03-17 12:12 🇦🇺
Hellloooo everyone! How are we all daoing today?
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-17 03:37 🇺🇸
Am I a bad person for grabbing the coins at the bottom of fountains and eating them? It’s not like the fountain needs them at all…
Yes 0%
No - I don’t eat coins 53%
No - I eat coins too! 47%
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-16 21:24 🇺🇸
Breaking my leg in a car accident wouldn’t be too bad because my acting prospects would skyrocket
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anchro 🌟 2026-03-16 16:39 🇺🇸
If I walked backward for 1000 km would my crippling crab shell addiction go away?
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