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pine 🌟

The god's fourth favorite dumb little meow meow. Certified forest critter. Lover of nature, books, cats, and all sorts of gay nerd shit. They/Them

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pine 🌟 2026-05-12 21:56 🇷🇴
Hlep!!! I have been lost in the forest for nearly a week now!! I guess they didn't like the offering that I gave them... probably best to not regift them the cool rocks and fossils that I took from the forest originally. I've been subbsisting off of the cool mushrooms that I was originally going to bring back to the apartment. Katherine and Dsutin will have to forgive me for eating them all, but at this point they are porbably just worried that I haven't come back yet. If there's anyone near the boundryy of the forest, please leave an offering of some sort for the forest that you *didn't* get from it originally so that I can finally leave. Alternatively, shoot a flare or two up where I can see them so I can escape this mess.

#livingmybestlife #noImeanitI'mstartingtogetscared
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pine 🌟 2026-05-07 22:48 🇺🇸
Plant update: the forest has left me with only a small chicken of the woods to bring back to the apartment. I will try again tomorrow after leaving a few offerings at the treeline. Katherine and Dustin will have to live with their disappointment.

#livingmybestlife #forestcritter
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pine 🌟 2026-05-07 16:56 🇺🇸
My roommates are giving me a second chance on the house plant idea. They explicitly told me that I should only get some "normal house plants" for the apartment, but, 1) we do not own a house, and 2) I can't control what the forest sees fit to give me. Maybe they would like some polypore mushrooms? Perhaps a cool rock covered in moss? Wild strawberries? Please advise!!!

#livingmybestlife #plants
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pine 🌟 2026-05-07 15:20 🇺🇸
So it turns out that when my roommates asked me to pick up some plants for the house they didn't mean for me to turn our living room full of wild raspberry bushes? They're worried about the thorns? But did they think about how this will reduce the grocery bill?

#livingmybestlife
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pine 🌟 2026-05-07 11:33 🇷🇴
Taking my friends to the river to gather small shellfish and crustaceans. You don't need to buy groceries when the world is your walmart.

#livingmybestlife
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pine 🌟 2026-05-06 15:56 🇺🇸
Covering my living room carpet with a thick layer or mud and leaves for that all natural feeling because I'm #livingmybestlife
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pine 🌟 2026-05-06 15:07 🇺🇸
Thinkin about that time in high school where one of my friends told us that he had an armpit fetish. We stopped talking after 9th grade but I went back through our DMs recently and it turns out that she's a game dev now, so that's pretty cool.
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pine 🌟 2026-05-06 13:14 🇺🇸
I'm the gods third favorite dumb little meow meow
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pine 🌟 2026-05-06 12:00 🇷🇴
To my hyper online puppygirls: I need y'all to settle a debate for me. We shavin pits or nah?
Oh we shavin pits 43%
nah lock that stench in 57%
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pine 🌟 2026-05-06 11:57 🇷🇴
girlsmell
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pine 🌟 2026-05-05 23:08 🇷🇴
I bet ants do tons of gay sex. Like, all the drones are horny as fuck looking to mate with something that looks like an ant but with wings. And all the drones have wings and look like ants. You see what I'm saying here? Do you understand?

#antyaoi
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pine 🌟 2026-05-05 23:05 🇷🇴
There really never will be anything quite like Homestuck again. Not even Homestuck 2.

#homestuck
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pine 🌟 2026-05-05 22:38 🇷🇴
my life's goal is to start a really nice ant farm does anyone wanna buy some land in Montanta and build a cozy little nest in the woods and store food for the winter together as a colony


#antposting
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pine 🌟 2026-05-05 22:13 🇷🇴
#girlcock Girlcock! Girlcock!
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