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vita 🌟

╭⸻-⊱.˚｡𓆩♡𓆪 ｡˚.⊰-⸻╮ hi! she/her ╰⸻-⊱.˚｡𓆩♡𓆪 ｡˚.⊰-⸻╯ ♡ links ♡ ↷ https://unimportantflora.straw.page/ ୨୧ discord:texarse ♇

76 followers 11 following 132 posts 85 Posts 6 Reposts 41 Replies 337 likes 1 muting 0 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 ✕ tags 
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vita 🌟 2026-06-19 17:37 🇺🇸
hey guys its me garfield

i hate mondays

lasanga
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vita 🌟 2026-06-17 21:12 🇺🇸
yall ever look at photos of yourself from 2020 and notice how much happier you looked
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vita 🌟 2026-06-17 16:57 🇺🇸
burger? i barely know er!
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vita 🌟 2026-06-15 23:54 🇺🇸
just made brownies

this life shi all cookies n cream
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vita 🌟 2026-06-15 00:17 🇺🇸
im so sunburnt. someone needs to put me down like an old dog
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vita 🌟 2026-06-11 04:25 🇺🇸
At the beach - Where the hoes at?

Cocky want boing boing!
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vita 🌟 2026-06-10 03:02 🇺🇸
im a pervert in a thoughtful beautiful way
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vita 🌟 2026-06-09 04:08 🇺🇸
yo middle schoolers dont play about minecraft pvp anymore im getting my ass beat
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vita 🌟 2026-06-09 02:30 🇺🇸
just found out humans arent real :<

i rly got fooled....
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vita 🌟 reposted 2026-06-08 01:53 🇺🇸
dentist told bro to open wide
vita 🌟 2026-06-08 01:53 🇺🇸
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vita 🌟 2026-06-08 01:53 🇺🇸
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vita 🌟 2026-06-06 05:35 🇺🇸
can we have a feature where if enough people dislike a post a small explosive gets mailed to the poster
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vita 🌟 2026-06-06 04:44 🇺🇸
i think i could be the personality hire at nasa

hit me up for artemis 3 i got something planned
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vita 🌟 2026-06-05 15:52 🇺🇸
if your not jerking it with me, your jerking it against me
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vita 🌟 2026-06-04 03:29 🇺🇸
does anyone actually use the radio? or is it kinda just there
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vita 🌟 2026-06-04 01:34 🇺🇸
doc told me i got the "too much pussy-getting" disease.. its chronic...
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vita 🌟 2026-06-03 05:14 🇺🇸
say whatever you want about me BUT never talk shit about chase. easily the best jojos opening of all time.
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vita 🌟 2026-06-03 02:51 🇺🇸
oh yeah i forgot to say but i added images to the gallery on my straw.page

go look they're very high quality

at least most of them
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vita 🌟 2026-06-02 16:22 🇺🇸
fuck my skinny ass chud life
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vita 🌟 2026-06-02 04:00 🇺🇸
it doesnt get any better than this
it also doesnt get any worse
painfully the same
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