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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟

Foolishly posting indulgent brain static

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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-21 01:22 🇺🇸
I keep getting frustrated by, but also am unable to stop playing, Morrowind
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-19 02:55 🇺🇸
Most pejoratives for the LGBT suck but something about 'alphabet mafia' has that je ne sais quoi y'know
Yeah me and my good pals here we got this protection racket on the pharmacies so they kick back that top-shelf HRT to us
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-16 19:00 🇺🇸
How does one begin to feel like a 'proper' adult and not merely an overgrown child? Asking for a friend
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-14 00:31 🇺🇸
A long while ago, I'm not quite sure when, was the first time I saw a gas pump with a screen for ads.
I felt a strange sort of hollow sadness. For a while, in a peaceful evening, a gas station could feel oddly serene. During summer when the night's air was still warm, and all that was around was the buzzing of a fluorescent light, and the boundless trill of insects. When the lights above you stood in bold contrast to the blackened cerulean of the sky, and the only thing standing between you and stumbling into the station for some snacks was a lightly cool breeze.
Now one must be advertised to. Again. And again. The harsh white LCD steals your eyes. Purchase product. Purchase. The unwelcome narrator pierces the still air with his pre-recorded pitch. Purchase. Sign up for Rewards. Purchase.
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-13 17:24 🇺🇸
Putting on some Contrapoints while working out and transing my gender... I call it swole woke
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-12 05:40 🇺🇸
In the ages of old, indeed, were there many centurion and legionaries who fought unceasing with every fiber of their beings. As daily training fortified their iron-hard bodies, and they formed the pure grit for which they are best known, a different kind of ache grew within.
Not merely the ache of muscle but of yearning. A longing for a brief respite. A deep chasm of emptiness that could only be filled with affection.
In many ways these men shared the sweat dripping from their brows, their frames filling with both the warmth of stretched limbs and the rare satisfaction of a pleasantly spent body.
The calloused hands of some men fiercely gripped the handles of their blades as readily as they would stroke the bare back of their quietly needy compatriots while alone in their barracks.
And truly, who can fault a man for his passions?
#yaoiromana
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-08 01:19 🇺🇸
Hey, hasn't it been about 10 seconds since we've looked at our lemon tree?
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-04-07 02:49 🇺🇸
What is it with cooking websites and including huge preambles about every possible ingredient substitution and history of the food before tacking the recipe on the bottom? I swear it didn't used to be like this.
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-03-23 03:40 🇺🇸
You must proceed without certainty.
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-02-26 21:53 🇺🇸
BE CRINGE
BE FREE
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-02-25 05:57 🇺🇸
Every day I yearn to be fungus and understand the mycelial network
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-02-24 15:51 🇺🇸
Morning becomes noon, I find myself with not much to do.

I start my computer program and the tall gentleman on my screen quips, "come here, will you?"

He dazzles with his palm-blossoms so I must try to keep my aim true and not botch.

I must apologize, dear reader, for I am playing Overwatch.
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johnny_thimbleton_85 🌟 2026-02-23 22:11 🇺🇸
The blue marble spins ever more, ad infinitum, for uncountable score.

Dawn breaks and brilliant soft sunbeams blanket the land. For many a man and beast, time crawls ever forward, plans made both small and grand.

Many miles away from us, grave evils are fomented both by cruel bloodshed and ink spilt upon page. Many are broadcast far and wide for all to see in this technocratic age.

Through bleak ills and strife, there still exists good spirit and cheer.
Be it in a big or small way, somewhere, someone may assuage our fear.

Even a friendly smile and a joke shared with that stranger who's name you'll soon forget may be the best thing to happen in their day yet.

Despite all cruelties and pains, friend and lovers gather to share warmth and make merry. What more can we do but hold each other close and help our brethren with the burdens they carry?

Hold love close to your heart. Do not let hatred tear you and I apart.
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