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alfie_uwu 🌟

Am Bat? :3

16 followers 16 following 176 posts 40 Posts 14 Reposts 122 Replies 206 likes 2 muting 3 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 ✕ tags 
            
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-06-13 13:45 🇬🇧
Oh my god. So after getting home from work yesterday at 4pmish, I thought I'd have a quick nap, and I woke up like an hour ago.
How is it possible for someone to sleep for 22 hours?!
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-06-05 16:03 🇬🇧
Reposts if you want it seen, Replies if you want a semi-private conversation
holmat1 🌟 2026-06-05 15:59 🇨🇿
man... what's the best way to chain posts together...
comments or reposts?
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-05-24 20:36 🇬🇧
Isnt that the idea? It should be treated as normal and therefore not even acknowledged as strange or unique. "They're just Them"
windowcarpet 🌟 2026-05-24 20:35 🇵🇹
why does it feel like people forgot nonbinary people exist
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-05-20 22:22 🇬🇧
it was briefly overtaken by #freakposting, and #boycock has since had an uprising but in hopes of not restarting the great war, I prepose that we just appreciate #Girlcock in silence and in our #boypussy
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-05-20 22:20 🇬🇧
ahem, we did get into a whole war about this. #girlcock was trending for like a couple weeks and then everything changed when the anti freaky group attacked.
milois.eskarpgo 🌟 2026-05-20 21:57 🇺🇸
Girl dick supremacy
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-05-20 22:18 🇬🇧
hold on a second. Am I the oldest member that's currently active?!
My number is 193. the earliest I can find is like 400.
most people are in the 2000's now.
Does anyone here even remember magpie girl?!
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-05-20 22:03 🇬🇧
Oh yeah, forgot to say. im back. Been larping at a fest larp. twas fun. ^_^
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-05-20 22:02 🇬🇧
Hey @1018 is there a reason you've muted me? is it cause I'm open about my sexuality or something? I mean that's all I can think of. people have a right to be horny at times.
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-04-20 23:08 🇬🇧
hewo fellow charians its been a while! whats the news today? <:3
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-04-10 17:47 🇬🇧
I wish I could just not exist.
There's so many of people I've seen that don't get this feeling and think I'm suicidal or just perceive it as a form of depression or sadness, and yet I'm not sad.
I don't regret living, nor do I wish to actively die.
I even have friends and family I care for, and events and fun things I want to do in the future.
I simply just do not fear death.
When I walk into that endless nothingness I will do so gladly knowing that my life has already had at least some of an impact on some people, much like the several billion before me that aren't in history books or known about.
I will be one in a many and have fulfilled my meaning of life being human.
I await patiently for death to come for me and I will be glad when it does, for I'll know my job of living is finally done and that I tried my best, even if it wasn't ever enough, I did it.
And then I can sit there in the sleep of nothingness, enjoying the comfort of non-existence, right beside the other 30 billion humans who died before me.
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-04-09 20:48 🇬🇧
petishon to start calling it a quwuw
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-04-05 18:40 🇬🇧
yall should play world of warcraft if you want to permanently ruin your sleep schedule, relationships, and subsequently your mental health
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-04-05 16:24 🇬🇧
UwU, What To?
martin3 🌟 2026-04-05 16:18 🇩🇪
martin is gonna cum
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-03-31 14:27 🇬🇧
theres a lot of horny guys looking for some semblance of privacy. #freakposting
dart 🌟 2026-03-31 13:40 🇦🇺
so what do u do on here
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-03-30 17:23 🇬🇧
NYAAAAA! NYAAAAA!
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-03-29 17:10 🇬🇧
having a fantasy about being a victim is incredibly common, cnc or consensual non-consensual is one of the most common fetishes now.
Its not sexual assault to want to be assaulted, its just kinky.
mothgoth 🌟 2026-03-29 16:52 🇵🇱
Lowkey sexual assault. I will be "kinkshaming" you for trying to normalise this shit.
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-03-29 13:02 🇬🇧
quick question for all those on here,
How do i get hugs?
I really want some huggs but am shy and don't know how to get them.
It feels awkward asking family for hugs since it makes me feel sad and lonely even more. :p
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-03-28 19:05 🇬🇧
Hello new friend, no clue why you followed me when ive been semi inactive here for a few days, but its lovely to have new friends :3
ouppyapil 🌟 2026-03-28 14:03 🇳🇱
Every day that passes it gets harder to press the I am human button


#puppyposting
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alfie_uwu 🌟 reposted 2026-03-25 11:58 🇬🇧
I find it fascinating that the reason we have a blue sky is that the atmosphere refracts the light of the sun into specific wavelengths, making it not eternally black
imagine if we evolved as lifeforms that didn't need an atmosphere, we'd have no blue skies.
neko 🌟 2026-03-25 11:53 🇦🇺
It’s so boring that we r in space but we dont get to really see that much of it because of clouds :<

#cancelclouds
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alfie_uwu 🌟 2026-03-22 00:11 🇬🇧
does anyone want to goon with me
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