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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ

He/Him / don't care / Maybe FwemBwoy? Am Bat :3 Also the oldest account left still active I'm pretty sure, aside from choom?

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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-08-17 17:17 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
โ”“โ” โ”“โ”“ โ”“ โ” โ”“ โ”“ โ”โ”“โ” โ”โ”“โ”“ โ•ป โ”ณโ•น โ”โ”“ โ€ขโ”“โ”“ โ”“โ€ข โ•ป
โ”ฃโ”ซโ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”“ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”ƒโ”โ”“โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”โ”ซ โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•‹ โ”ƒ โ”ฃโ”“โ”โ”“โ”โ”“โ”ƒ โ”ƒ โ”โ”ณโ”“ โ”—โ”“โ•‹โ”“โ”ƒโ”ƒ โ”โ”“โ”ƒโ”“โ”“โ”โ”โ”“โ”ƒ
โ”›โ”—โ”— โ”—โ”—โ”—โ”› โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”—โ”›โ”› โ”—โ”—โ”ป โ”—โ”›โ”› โ”—โ”›โ”›โ”—โ”—โ”ปโ”› โ€ข โ”ป โ”›โ”—โ”— โ”—โ”›โ”—โ”—โ”—โ”— โ”—โ”ปโ”—โ”—โ”—โ”›โ”— โ€ข
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-08-06 19:24 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I love all yous
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-21 21:02 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Do any of you ever get the urge to dress up in your medieval garb you own, cloak and all, and walk around in the nearby woods holding an old hurricane lantern in the middle of the night, and then running away from people like a scared deer when spotted by people having a nice walk, spawning legends of time travellers and forever tormenting the youth in the nearby area?
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-07-21 07:50 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
here in the good old england we have a recipe, especially for "poor times" when there's nothing to eat in the house. Its called a 'One Pot'
You get the biggest pot you can, or a slow cooker if you have one. and put in whatever the fuck you have, all chopped up into bite sized pieces with water, and maybe a tiny bit of flour/ cornflour to thicken depending on the ingredients.
Traditionally it used bones and inedible parts in a heshen sack at the bottom and then a bunch of veg and leftover meats.

You cook it at a low temp for around 4-5 hours, or until all of your meats are officially not gonna kill ya, and then serve with home cooked bread.

It got us through famines and the great war 2: electric boogaloo by using up our leftovers.
castironpan ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-21 05:25 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
hey chat, what do you guys cook when you get bored of eating?
Am riffling through my holodeck of recipes rn; they all sound pretty meh and I need to come up with dinner plans for tomorrow T __ T
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-20 23:31 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Ok Guys, Guyettes, and All of the above,
group project time! One line each in the replies!
#songposting

I walk a lonely road, The only one that I have ever known.
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-20 23:19 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
ooooh looks like both follow and mute stopped around ~1100 or so. back when the big bot purge occurred probably. guess we must now check it manually
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-07-20 23:17 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
ok ive done the maths, theres currently 3347 users currently, time to check that follow bot and mute bot to see if they've missed anyone
the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-20 23:14 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
for anyone interested, it was originally advertised as "the first 10,000 people get stars" which was before this site had ads, or even replies and tags. i think were at about 2500 - 3000 now? so like a third of the way through.
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-07-20 23:14 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
for anyone interested, it was originally advertised as "the first 10,000 people get stars" which was before this site had ads, or even replies and tags. i think were at about 2500 - 3000 now? so like a third of the way through.
jamelburger ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-20 20:38 ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
when are we running out of star icons
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-07-19 16:31 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
frend :3
yxwqy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-19 16:10 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
I actually just ran out of maple syrup im so fucking sad dude
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-07-18 17:54 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Hello people. i am still alive. I am now an old man. My account is officially decaying. i can feel the old age.
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-13 13:45 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Oh my god. So after getting home from work yesterday at 4pmish, I thought I'd have a quick nap, and I woke up like an hour ago.
How is it possible for someone to sleep for 22 hours?!
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-06-05 16:03 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Reposts if you want it seen, Replies if you want a semi-private conversation
holmat1 ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-05 15:59 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
man... what's the best way to chain posts together...
comments or reposts?
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-24 20:36 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Isnt that the idea? It should be treated as normal and therefore not even acknowledged as strange or unique. "They're just Them"
windowcarpet ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-24 20:35 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น
why does it feel like people forgot nonbinary people exist
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 22:22 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
it was briefly overtaken by #freakposting, and #boycock has since had an uprising but in hopes of not restarting the great war, I prepose that we just appreciate #Girlcock in silence and in our #boypussy
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-20 22:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
ahem, we did get into a whole war about this. #girlcock was trending for like a couple weeks and then everything changed when the anti freaky group attacked.
milois.eskarpgo ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 21:57 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Girl dick supremacy
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 22:18 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
hold on a second. Am I the oldest member that's currently active?!
My number is 193. the earliest I can find is like 400.
most people are in the 2000's now.
Does anyone here even remember magpie girl?!
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 22:03 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Oh yeah, forgot to say. im back. Been larping at a fest larp. twas fun. ^_^
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 22:02 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Hey @1018 is there a reason you've muted me? is it cause I'm open about my sexuality or something? I mean that's all I can think of. people have a right to be horny at times.
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-04-20 23:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
hewo fellow charians its been a while! whats the news today? <:3
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the_alfie ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-04-10 17:47 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I wish I could just not exist.
There's so many of people I've seen that don't get this feeling and think I'm suicidal or just perceive it as a form of depression or sadness, and yet I'm not sad.
I don't regret living, nor do I wish to actively die.
I even have friends and family I care for, and events and fun things I want to do in the future.
I simply just do not fear death.
When I walk into that endless nothingness I will do so gladly knowing that my life has already had at least some of an impact on some people, much like the several billion before me that aren't in history books or known about.
I will be one in a many and have fulfilled my meaning of life being human.
I await patiently for death to come for me and I will be glad when it does, for I'll know my job of living is finally done and that I tried my best, even if it wasn't ever enough, I did it.
And then I can sit there in the sleep of nothingness, enjoying the comfort of non-existence, right beside the other 30 billion humans who died before me.
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