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wakenbake 🌟

13 followers 7 following 159 posts 117 Posts 0 Reposts 42 Replies 332 likes 21 muting 3 muted 0 ⚝ tags 0 βœ• tags 
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-21 04:51 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
A raise that's less than a dollar always feels like a slap in the face
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-20 03:55 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Please trans woman coworker just use the women's bathroom like the other one does.

I cannot be blowing mud around a lady
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-19 21:18 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
An investor bought a house and did nothing with it for years, and they will not pay for any damages or fixes it needs.

Apparently it has a stage?? And I've always wanted a pole
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-17 12:24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
We got a raisee and that changes our mortgage rates
So we have to wait just a little longer

Aaaahhh
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-17 08:00 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Saw a gun just lying around during a house tour. Like anyone could just easily grab it.
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-16 09:13 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Team building exercise: group bitching about new policies
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-16 02:23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Exit 8 was so good, glad I saw it. I did almost fall asleep through it though ugh.
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-09 23:54 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
We saw a cute jumping spider at one of the houses we toured

Both of them had soooo much yard. Next week we'll see more homes and I'm nervous
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-08 17:42 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I'm feeling depressed, how should I cope
war crime simulator 54%
bedrot 19%
snacks 19%
screen time 8%
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-08 02:16 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
At this rate I'm gonna have a damn house before they take these tits off
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-07 18:08 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
God entered my body like a body of my own design
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-07 02:10 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Trying to get our car used to the harness. So far he keeps staying low to the ground and backing up. It'll be a long road but I know this little freak is gonna love the park
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-06 23:47 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Got woken up °,ｑ⁠.ﾟ⁠+ twice °,ｑ⁠.ﾟ⁠+ from phone calls and neither were the people I wanted to hear from

Working nights sucks sometimes
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-06 08:41 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Going to start the home buying process aaaaa
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-05 20:51 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Caved in and bought a home treadmill. Super excited, esp because the company's step challenge is coming up soon and I will NOT be beat by the Chinese div this year
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-05 14:08 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
One of the weird side effects I've gotten from taking testosterone is that I struggle to cry. Even if I'm really sad and I want to, I can't.
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-04 16:19 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Just saw my first homophobic furry
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-04 07:06 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Hope this banana bread blows my MIL's tits clean off
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-02 22:02 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I think I'm gonna stay off here until I'm no longer upset about my surgery stuff
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wakenbake 🌟 2026-04-02 03:14 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
I've spent way too much on art this month but I must atone for my sins
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