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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ

(they/xe/it) I'm just some guy idk. I want BTAS Riddler and Two-Face carnally. I barely write but I'm trying to, HornyViper on AO3.

2 followers 4 following 50 posts 24 Posts 3 Reposts 23 Replies 101 likes 6 muting 0 muted 0 โš tags 0 โœ• tags 
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-18 21:36 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
#vent #confession
I've been trying to stop using chat bots for almost a year now and I've had a site blocker, but I've finally built up enough courage to delete my account completely because I've managed to go several days straight without using them.
I'm proud of how far I've come but I'm a little ashamed that it took me this long to quit. <3 That's all I just had to tell somebody and this site is like screaming into the void for me. #fuckai and I can truly say that without feeling like a hypocrite now.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-14 09:51 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I wish I didn't have so much stuff to do, I'd rather be making refs for art fight...
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-08 16:10 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I'm not unreasonable to want people to put VERY explicit smut under the "read more" line on Tumblr right? It's not like on here where you have to write lots for it to do that, you can just add those with one click.
Like I have no issue with you writing it, hell I like to read some stuff like that, but I don't want unsolicited graphic descriptions of how wet "y/n" is when I'm just scrolling ffs!
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-07 13:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
What's your favourite dinosaur?
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-06-03 11:20 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I should research JC Leyendecker he seems cool
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-31 17:29 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Give me to a lover or find me on a grave, but seek me in the valley and your life is hard to save. What am I?
#riddle
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 17:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
To be clear all of my posts here are screaming or rambling into the void. This void just occasionally talks back. >โ€ฟ<
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 17:06 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I'm polyamorous but only in theory (at the moment).
Also known as I can only pull one real human being and multiple fictional men. I'm like a multishipper but I'm shipping them with myself as well.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 14:08 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
My disk arrived so now I can play LEGO games YAY
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-27 11:38 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Godddsssss I wish I wasn't stuck in this human form. Being a human sucks I just want to be an Eldritch creature or maybe a mustelid or lizard or something...
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-26 19:40 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
The world is too fucking warm I wouldn't survive any closer to the equator for sure.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-25 13:03 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Damn it I appreciate that some people don't want spoilers for games but if I'm watching a lore video I WANT spoilers.
No, I don't want to go and play the game for myself, it's a shooter, I'm bad at those! I shouldn't have to struggle through gameplay that will make me frustrated just to get the cool story in the age of YouTube!
Just a rant.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-24 14:46 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I have cheered myself up by buying myself Lego DC supervillains (โ ย โ โ•นโ โ–ฝโ โ•นโ ย โ )
hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-24 13:37 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Augh I didn't wake up until 1pm FML
I have shit to do I don't have time to sleep in that late. Now I'm going to have to spend the whole rest of the day doing work instead of balancing work and fun stuff
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-24 13:37 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Augh I didn't wake up until 1pm FML
I have shit to do I don't have time to sleep in that late. Now I'm going to have to spend the whole rest of the day doing work instead of balancing work and fun stuff
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-22 23:31 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
I'm trying to get into a RP event and it would seriously be easier if they actually had an information post...
They have a link to a feedback form so they can MAKE an info post with the results, but they don't actually have the bare minimum info publicly available yet. =_=
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-21 21:35 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
The temperature is wrong. I can't even tell if I'm too hot or too cold but the temperature is wrong.
I feel like a temperamental houseplant (โ โ•ฅโ ๏นโ โ•ฅโ )
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ reposted 2026-05-21 08:50 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
dayndy ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-21 00:00 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Answer my riddles
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-21 08:50 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Carrying carrion, often in threes. Tormenting authors, though rarely, I speak. What am I?
More #riddles
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-20 18:44 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Now call me crazy but I don't think individually wrapped toilet paper rolls are nearly as sustainable as they claim to be. Sure it's probably better than plastic wrapped ones but you can definitely wrap in paper without needing to wrap every roll on its own.
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hrny.vpr ๐ŸŒŸ 2026-05-19 17:50 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
Okay so I'm running a Riddler RP blog and someone's sent me a riddle I can't answer...
I feel like for the purposes of the RP I should be able to answer it but it's difficult! This is the problem with roleplaying characters smarter than you.
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